1. Ling's: http://www.lingscars.com/

"A website that wastes everyone's bandwidth."
2. Not Even Doom Music: http://notevendoommusic.com/

"I... don't even..."
3. Orange Juice: http://oj.com/

"It appears this website has been reserved for the past 18 years."
4. Letters to SNL: http://dwdiamond.com/L2L.html

"This guy sent a letter to SNL everyday for years."
5. ???: http://www.staggeringbeauty.com/

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